A Seasonal Poll

Regular readers will now that last year at Sports Wall we did a footballing nativity, this year I'm planning to do a special Christmas story series again. But I'm torn between two ideas. So readers, get commenting or tweet me @moleyontheline and tell me whether I should do:
1) The Grinch who stole Christmas (possibly starring Jorge Lorenzo or Stinky Stoner)
            or
2) 'Twas the night before Christmas
             or
3) A Christmas Carol (Scrooge) possibly Arsene Scrooge and Tiny Jack Wilshere
or feel free to suggest any other ideas

Adventures in gay Paris

The figure skating grand prix series continues apace. Its been brilliant so far. Last week was the fabulous NHK trophy in Japan which was won by the delightful Daisuke Takahashi and the magnificent Yuko Kavaguti and Alexander Smirnov. This week's action moved to Paris annd the Trophee Eric Bompard. It was a very exciting field despite the obvious disappointment of Brian Joubert's withdrawal. The men's competition was full of thrills and spills with lots of the boys going for quads. Reigning world champion and all round nice guy Patrick Chan won the competition despite some uncharacteristic unsteadiness. His floaty red shirt for his long program is very classy and his exhibition performance with his cute little military outfit and mop dancing is so endearing. I also love the fact that Canadian Patrick dances his gala routine to Canadian Michael Buble, the uber canadian-ness cracks me up. Nan Song who has totally come out of nowhere this year with some cracking performances got second place and he once again wore his wonderful 'I've been rolling around in the craft cupboard' outfit for his gala spot. Michal Brezina got the bronze and Florent Amodio finished fifth. The pairs was once again won by Maxim Trankov and his partner Tatiana. I can't say enough good things about this man seriously, everytime I see him I like him more. Tatiana's fall in the short program provoked the very manly and very Russian response of grabbing her and physically hauling her back onto her feet. And I just love how they stand out with their gothic themed music and outfits. Nicky Slater has been on form this weekend with a constant stream of Gok Wan style fashion critiques on many of the contestants, he's starting to develop an obsession I think. 'Why aren't his trousers the same colour as her dress?' 'I like this outfit, I think a one piece makes the lines look better' on and on he went yet some how he missed the fact that Florent Amodio wore TRACK PANTS for the exhibition gala. I mean really. Come on Florent, sort it out.