The Grinch (part 2)

Then the boys, young and old, would sit down to a feast.
Wise old Loris sat at the head of the table, pride of place,
Telling them stories from all of his three hundred races,
A happy smile on his wise old face,
Further down the table, with his shirt wide open was Randy
Looking cool, French and fine and dandy
At a small table were baby Marc and all of the baby bikes crew,
Maverick Vinales, Toni Elias, Pol Espargaro and Yuki Takahashi too
All were full of smiles and christmas cheer,
And hiding in the corner were Nicky and Colin, drinking beer,
All of the boys came together to meet,
To chat, to be happy, to smile and to eat,
And they'd feast! And they'd feast!
And they'd FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
They would start on chocolate pudding, and colin’s special rare roast-beast
Which was something the Grinch couldn't stand in the least!
And THEN
They'd do something he liked least of all!
Every boy down in moto gp-ville, the tall and the very small,
Valentino lofty and tall, and dani pedrosa dainty and small,
Would stand together their hands clasped tight,
And the other boys would join them and stay up all night,
They would stand all close together, with Christmas bells ringing.
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the boys would start singing!
They'd sing! And they'd sing!
AND they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!
And the more the Grinch thought of the boys’ Christmas-Sing
The more the Grinch thought, "I must stop this whole thing!
I must stop it all, he said with a groan,
So I can go have my Christmas all quiet and alone,
"Why for twenty seven years I've put up with it now!
I MUST stop Christmas from coming!
...But HOW?"
Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
CASEY THE GRINCH
GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
"I know just what to do!" The Grinch Laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat.
Although he found the whole santa disguise too sappy,
The idea of ruining the boys fun made him very happy,
And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Grinchy trick!
"With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick!"

The (stinky) Grinch who stole Christmas

Ladies and Gentlemen, Sports Wall is once again very proud to present our Christmas Story. This year in honour of the retirement of Casey Stoner, we give you "The (stinky) Grinch who stole Christmas".  Its adapted (of course) from Dr Seuss "The Grinch" and full credit to Dr Seuss for the bits of the original story that he wrote. All the additional, new Moto GP bits were written by yours truly. So without further ado, here's part one.

Every boy
Down in moto gp-ville
Liked Christmas a lot...
But stinky the Grinch,
Who lived just south of moto gp-ville,
Did NOT!
Casey the Grinch was miserable all year round,
From April to November, he just frowned and frowned,
No one complained as much as Casey Stoner,
It made the other boys sad that he was such a moaner.
He always blamed everyone else with a sarcastic sigh,
And was so mean he once made Valentino Rossi cry.
The Grinch hated Christmas! And the whole racing season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his leathers were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
But,
Whatever the reason,
His heart or his too tight leathers
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating them all (with pleasure),
Staring down from his garage with a sour, Grinchy frown
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew Dani and Valentino down in moto gp-ville beneath
Were busy now, hanging a mistletoe wreath.
He knew they would be laughing and playing kiss-chase,
All their flirting and smiling brought a bitter grimace to his face.
"And they're all hanging their stockings!" he snarled with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his grinch fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!"
For, tomorrow, he knew...
...All the moto gp boys
Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush for their motorbike toys!
And then! The engines, the partying, the laughing Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!

Fashion Files: NHK Special

Last weekend's NHK trophy was the last event before the Grand Prix finals and so it was crucial in terms of qualifying points. As well as being super competitive, it was also very very inspirational. The fashion on show at NHK was nothing short of fabulous, so lets dive in shall we?