Arsenal Fixtures 2013/2014

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Wednesday 2 January 2013

The Grinch part 3


"All I need is a reindeer..."
The Grinch looked around.
But since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Grinch...?
No! The Grinch simply said,
"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make my wife do everything as usual instead!"
So he called his wife Adriana. Then he took some red thread
And he tied a small pair of antlers on top of her head.
And he put an umbrella into her hand, so he could be in the shade,
And instructed her to follow him everywhere, still wearing the antlers he’d made
THEN
He loaded some bags
And some old empty sacks
On the back of his bike
And he hitched up his wife
Then the Grinch said, "Giddyap!"
And the bike started down
Toward the homes where the boys
Lay a-snooze in their town.
All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.
All the boys were all dreaming sweet dreams without care
Dani and Val were snuggled up tight,
Dreaming sweet dreams all through the night,
Dani dreams were full of holidays relaxing, kisses and joy,
And smiled as he cuddled up next to his boy,
Vale dreamed of being a super cool movie star
Being the hero and sweeping Dani away in his fast car.
Little Marc Marquez dreamed of the pop of champagne,
The top step of the podium and national anthem of Spain,
Andrea Dovi dreamed of lounging by a deep blue pool,
Wearing brand new sunglasses and looking super cool
While the boys dreamt, Casey the Grinch did creep,
Up to the houses without a peep,
When he came to the first house in the square.
"This is stop number one," The old Grinchy Claus hissed
And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.
Then he slid down the chimney. A rather tight pinch.
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
It was difficult to fit his big head, but fit it he did,
And down the chimney, grumpy Casey slid.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
Where the little boys stockings all hung in a row.
"These stockings," he grinned, "are the first things to go!"