We're very pleased to bring you some very exclusive post-awards gossip from the end of season FIM party. Courtesy of our top secret mole within the Moto GP frat house *cough*Randy*cough.* It was hangovers a go go around the dorm after what we hear was a very fun evening.
We hear the last man standing was our favourite poker playing, furry Italian who woke up the rest of the house with a very predictable tumble down the stairs.
Rumours of a hard-core karaoke contest are unconfirmed but very persistent. Our French friend apparently has a penchant for 'Je t'aime.' A certain Texan is a very big Springsteen fan and most definitely 'born in the USA.' Our resident Italian sweetheart is very keen to 'get physical' on the dancefloor. A certain excitable former champion was keen to demonstrate that 'nobody does it better.' And a certain other recent champion has '99 problems' but a bitch ain't one. yo.
Someone *coughaustraliancough* got thrown in the pool for being a party pooper by the kentucky frat boy .
We have sketchy reports of two nameless people sneaking off into a corner like teenage sweethearts, the only details we got from our inebriated source being that one was very short and one was very tall.
From what we saw, the living room are was also trashed after a student-esque after party. And lots of people suddenly acquired sunglasses the next day.
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