Finale - Arsenal Christmas Carol part five

Mr Wenger leapt out of his bed and flung his window open. He leaned out and saw Theo Walcott skipping down the street. "Young Theo, what day is this?" He asked. "Why sir, 'tis Christmas day!" Theo exclaimed. Mr Wenger thought of all the things the spirits had shown him as he looked down at Theo's happy little face. "Quick Theo run to the butcher's shop and get the biggest turkey in the window." Mr Wenger said and Theo ran away as fast as  his little legs could carry him. Mr Wenger hastened down to the training complex where Pat Rice and all the boys lived, all of the boys were gathered in thee main hall as Mr Wenger made his entrance. They all looked up at him, bewildered, they never saw Mr Wenger at Christmas, normally Mr Rice did the best he could to create a festive mood singing carols with them. "Please don't cancel our Christmas sir." Said Tiny Jack forlornly. "Nonsense Tiny Jack!" Replied Mr Wenger, "I  have seen the error of my ways boys, this year we'll have the best Christmas ever!" Mr Wenger declared to a chorus of cheers from the boys. He then went on to offer Robin a new contract with his wages doubled and the new ping pong table for the comon room he'd been begging for for months, he told Park Chu-Young that he would finally play for 90 minutes in the Premier League, restored Tomas Rosicky to the starting eleven and ordered state of the art medical treatment for tiny Jack. Just as he finished his Christmas proclamations, Theo burst through the door with a massive Christmas turkey. "They sold the biggest one to a man in Sunderland but luckily they got this one from a farm in France!" Theo said happily. Arsene Wenger began to carve the turkey for the team's first and best Christmas dinner and tiny Jack cried glefully  "God Bless us every one!